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{"slip": { "id": 31, "advice": "Never let your Mother cut your hair."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 11, "advice": "Avoid mixing Ginger Nuts with other biscuits, they contaminate. Keep separated."}}
{"slip": { "id": 35, "advice": "Only those who attempt the impossible can achieve the absurd."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 25, "advice": "Never buy cheap cling film."}}
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