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{"slip": { "id": 14, "advice": "Life is better when you sing about bananas."}}
{"fact":"When a cat chases its prey, it keeps its head level. Dogs and humans bob their heads up and down.","length":97}
{"fact":"Cats spend nearly 1\/3 of their waking hours cleaning themselves.","length":64}
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Antoinette José Marie Laan-Geselschap is a Dutch politician, who served in the House of Representatives for the People's Party for Freedom and Democracy from October 2017 until March 2021. In 2010 and between 2014 and 2017, she served on the Rotterdam City Council. From 2010 until 2014, she was an alderwoman of Rotterdam. She has been again an alderwoman since 6 April 2021, this time of the neighbouring city of Schiedam.
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