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{"fact":"The first official cat show in the UK was organised at Crystal Palace in 1871.","length":78}
{"slip": { "id": 155, "advice": "What could you increase? What could you reduce?"}}
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Lake Travis High School is a public high school located in unincorporated Travis County, Texas, United States, approximately 20 miles west of Austin, near Lake Travis. The preparatory is accredited by the Texas Education Agency and rated as an exemplary secondary by TEA standards. LTHS serves students in grades nine through twelve who live in southwest Travis County and is part of the Lake Travis Independent School District.
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