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{"slip": { "id": 166, "advice": "The quieter you become, the more you can hear."}}
{"slip": { "id": 82, "advice": "For every complex problem there is an answer that is clear, simple, and wrong."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 208, "advice": "Play is the true mother of invention."}}
{"slip": { "id": 145, "advice": "Always the burrito."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 120, "advice": "A nod is as good as a wink to a blind horse."}}
{"slip": { "id": 36, "advice": "If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a few payments."}}
{"slip": { "id": 186, "advice": "One of the single best things about being an adult, is being able to buy as much LEGO as you want."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 218, "advice": "Gratitude is said to be the secret to happiness."}}
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