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{"fact":"The Cat Fanciers Association (CFA) recognizes 44 breeds of cats.","length":64}
{"fact":"In Ancient Egypt, when a person's house cat passed away, the owner would shave their eyebrows to reflect their grief.","length":117}
{"fact":"In 1888, more than 300,000 mummified cats were found an Egyptian cemetery. They were stripped of their wrappings and carted off to be used by farmers in England and the U.S. for fertilizer.","length":189}
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The Security Service Act 1989 is an Act of the United Kingdom Parliament. The Act established a statutory basis of the UK Security Service (MI5) for the first time. Prior to the Act, successive UK governments had denied the existence of MI5, despite its operation since 1909,. The Act begins, \"There shall continue to be a Security Service ..\"
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{"fact":"Like birds, cats have a homing ability that uses its biological clock, the angle of the sun, and the Earth's magnetic field. A cat taken far from its home can return to it. But if a cat's owners move far from its home, the cat can't find them.","length":243}
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{"type":"general","setup":"What do prisoners use to call each other?","punchline":"Cell phones.","id":189}
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